A man who would look into my soul and say. A man not used to taking "No" for an answer. This is a man, I thought, a man used to taking charge. Although, I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
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And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.īakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.Ī midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.Ī lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.Ī boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.Ī chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.Ī bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.Ī man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.ĭancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.Ī man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Every project shines brighter when Xaviera Hollander is involved." Intensity and passion for creating useful, stable solutions is unmatched. "Xaviera Hollander is one of the most talented, thoughtful, and thorough professionals I've ever worked with.
If you have other fun articles or quotes please send them to This email address is being protected from spambots. His work has been published in HUMOR, Comedy Studies, and Text and Performance Quarterly.Please enjoy some of these "funnies and quotes" I received from friends. Her most recent book is Tweencoms Girls: Gender and Adolescence in Disney and Nickelodeon Sitcoms.Įric Shouse is Associate Professor of Communication at East Carolina University, USA. Patrice Oppliger is Assistant Professor of Mass Communication at Boston University, USA. The goal of this collection is to move beyond the hackneyed stereotype of the sad clown in order to reveal how stand-up comedy can transform both personal and collective tragedies by providing catharsis through humor.
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The second half of the book focuses on amateur and lesser-known professional comedians who reveal the struggles they face as they attempt to hone successful comedy acts and likable comic personae. First, scholars from a variety of disciplines explore comedians’ onstage performances, their offstage lives, and the relationship between the two. Contributors, those who study humor as well as those who perform comedy, join together to contemplate the paradoxical relationship between tragedy and comedy and expose over-generalizations about comic performers’ troubled childhoods, addictions, and mental illnesses. This book focuses on the “dark side” of stand-up comedy, initially inspired by speculations surrounding the death of comedian Robin Williams.
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